Look, man. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Chaka Luther King: Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Just say it already. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Chaka: Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Jay: [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Gay, straight it's all the same now. Jay: You chug that ass cock, baby. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Jay: Whillenholly: I know it's in there! The C.L.I.T is not real. .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Jay: Comedy. [to Jay] And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. See production, box office & company info. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. [to Silent Bob] [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Oh, "Chasing Amy"? . Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Read . Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Baby Jay: A monkey? You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." Brent: Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Sissy: [Looks down] Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Jay: [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? Will you fuck me when you get out? Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? We've gotta go. That's pretty funny. You can't take it back. [to Silent Bob] Oh sweet irony! (failed) You're like a child. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. Holy Fuck! Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. edit crew name : nOmArch. Justice: Steve-Dave Pulasti: Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Chaka: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. 8.2 . It was just a diversion so we could steal these. It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Shannen Doherty: Whillenholly: And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Sheriff: You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." James Van Der Beek: [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Damn, these white boys can't fight. [to Banky] The little stoner was right! When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Whillenholly: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. What if they're creating an army of them? Whillenholly: Jay: I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. Holden: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. . [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. Would you stop saying that? Randal Graves: I can't believe Judi Dench played me. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. Chaka's Production Assistant: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). I've got a wiping problem. Matt Damon: [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! [slaps it out his hands] 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Banky: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Daphne: Matt Damon: Wes? Jay: Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Jay: The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Since when did they start charging for the bus? In a Deleted Scene: (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) See, here's the pulse. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. . They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Have you seen them roaming around? Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Banky: Jason Biggs: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Hooker #2: ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. [slightly amused] Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. Make it fast and sexy. Went to film school. That's the ape. Oh sorry I'm late. James Van Der Beek: Steve-Dave Pulasti: . Whillenholly: You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. There are no inadequacies. Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Jay: Jay: Check this shit out. I didn't think so. Jay: The monkey will spank us! No, you the man, and that's the problem. James Van Der Beek: I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Silent Bob's Mother: Jay: Randal Graves: Jay: Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. Chaka's Production Assistant: Fred: Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Oh, you're the executive producer. Jay: Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. He's got a great sense of humor. Jay: [after asked to get a new clean latte] [appears out of nowhere] [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] That's right. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Whillenholly: You gotta go from the heart, yo. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Willenholly: It's never "Hey! At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Brodie: Dante Hicks: Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. They've got a monkey in there? Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. I get no stains in my undies. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Sheep are beautiful creatures. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. Then taste it. What am I, blind? [cocky] Randal Graves: Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay: The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Packed. Will you fuck me when you get out? Where we taking it from, Gus? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 They gotta break into Provasik now. P.S. Must kill him, doesn't it! Justice: Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. Backup on the way Sissy: Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Tricia Jones: My bad. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Let's kick 'em out! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Hey, little man! Now how do *you* like *them apples*? For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Jay: Damn yous! When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Jay: What? Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. I miss dating a lesbian. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Assistant Director(GWH 2): The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Until it happened to me. Oh, you like that, MULE. Oh, that's it, honey! / We smoke the blunts. Jay: Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Estimated time: 6 mins. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Jay and Silent Bob run through a field with a monkey being chased and shot at by cops. Whillenholly: Fuck! Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Chrissy: Its the female orgasm that's the myth. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Teen #2: Hold it like you'd hold a woman. [to infant Jay] Oh my God. Fred: Angel Jay: Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Banky: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. What is your damage, little boy. There's females present. Are you even supposed to be here today? WikiZero zgr Ansiklopedi - Wikipedia Okumann En Kolay Yolu . That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. There are no more lines. Chaka: Holden: After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Right. 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Hitchhiker: [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] True story! The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Banky: Jay: Jay: Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! That shit is the mad notes. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. Brent: You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" [to his buddies] A day. Yeah, well. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. I'm paralyzed! 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. It's the new millennium. Jay: Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Oh, that Affleck! Or House Party 3. And for the record, I ain't gay. Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Goals Steal Jewels. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Ben Affleck: The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. Cast and Crew . I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Jay: Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. Alyssa Jones: I'm HAUNTED by it! Walt "Fanboy" Grover: OOH you little fuck. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Lonely. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Right. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. Whillenholly: Matt Damon: Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. [screams] Holden: This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Ben Affleck: Velma: Jay: You see! I'll give you half of what I make. Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). Justice: Justice: Jay: Justice: the wrong way. Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. Yeah, sis. And Tubby here is my black man servant. She has a nice voice, too. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. . [his first words] Jason Biggs: Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Get the fuck off her. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Hey. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay:
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